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Name: Eli
Country: United States
State: Virginia
Metro: Blacksburg
Birthday: 10/14/1990


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Expertise: Meh.


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Member Since: 3/1/2006

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

So I'm making a game with a guy from Slovenia. It's called "Stranded 2" (I know, the title just reeks of quality, right? Yes, yes it does. And everyone loves sequels).

Anyway, it's shaping up to be fricken crazy. We've been sitting around (of course we're six time zones apart, so we're sitting around pretty far away from each other) and working out some ridiculously small details. Like, whoa. We've spent hours just getting the blood to look right. Some parent is gonna see their kid playing it and shit their pants. That's how good (or bad?) it is. We don't even have character graphics yet, haha. They're just colored circles running around and spraying gallons of blood everywhere; it's pretty fiendish. All in the sake of detail, I suppose.

And oh snap, when you pause the game, the screen blurs. WHOA.

SCREENIES!!

BEGINNING OF GAMEPLAY:


AFTER PLAYING (parents, eat your heart out):


Keep in mind that this whole thing was actually made by playing the game-each hit makes one little splotch (see the first picture to see what I mean there).

PAUSE SCREEN (blurred madness):


Okay, so basically, Jesus. It's looking pretty wild. Even without the character graphics. Those circles sure are filled with fluids. Damn.

EDIT:

BIRTHDAY PARTY MODE GO!!


Monday, November 20, 2006

Hey, hey, two months. Woohoo.

I'm working on a game (go figure) and it's gonna make me a shit ton of money. Even compared to previous games I've made. I'm not allowed to tell how much, but it's a lot.

Short week, woo?


Thursday, September 21, 2006

Hmm...barely anyone reads these, yet I continue to write.

It's not really a problem to me. I don't really write so that other people can read. Just so I can burn some time.

Good enough for me.


Sunday, September 17, 2006

Right, so the plan is to go to the movies today. But no one's free.

Hopefully going to The Illusionist at 6:45, but if I can't find anyone I'll probably just see it some other time. But it's alright.

I want to see that movie, and then The Prestige when it comes out. They look really similar. Almost to the level of being creepy.

Both are about magicians, and both dispute the idea of someone using "real" magic.
They take place at roughtly the same point in time.
They have awesome leads: Edward Norton and Paul Giamatti for The Illusionist; Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale for The Prestige
They have some pretty woman that people reckognize in an almost lead role-Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson.
They both have titles that start with "The"

Uhhh...yeah. If you think of more similarities, comment them up.


Sunday, September 10, 2006

So my employer ("Crazy Jay") got into some trouble with a stupid punk that he was sponsoring. It's a damn shame-All kinds of people are looking down on him now, and he didn't do anything wrong.

This idiot signed a legally binding contract and then broke it, and now he's trying to make it look like it was Jay's fault. The really bad part is that people seem to be buying it. It's a god damn shame.

Let's all wish the best of luck to Crazy Jay.


Ho snap, here's a survery. More time wasting. Sweet.

The phone rings. Are you quick to answer or do you ignore it?
Quick.

When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart to the appropriate place or just randomly leave it in the parking lot?
Return it.

In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Listener, usually. Not always. But usually.

Do you take compliments well?
Some times.

If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
God, I hope so.

Do you like to ride horses?
I only have a few times. But it was good.

Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
if you mean camping, then yes. If you mean summer camp, then no.

What was your favorite game as a kid?
Uhh...hmm. I dunno.

Are you judgmental?
Hope not.

Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
That's a dumb question. Yes.

Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Be pursued.

how do you feel about gay people?
This is another dumb question.

If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf.

Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Yeah. But it's a very, very rare occaision.

If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you tried to save (assuming all pets and people are safely out)?
I don't know, probably the laptop. It's got all of my work on it, and that's worth a pretty good chunk of money.

How often do you read books?
Nowhere near often enough.

Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Future.

What is your favorite children's book?
I dunno.

Where were you born?
Roanoke.

How tall are you?
Five something. I don't even know.

Where is your ideal house located?
Wherever I wind up.

Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Nope

What are your keys on your key chain for?
One for the van, one for the house, three for the T-Bird. One of them is for the doors and ignition, one for the trunk, and one for the gas tank.

Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
To the driveway. To wash the T-Bird.

Where is your current pain at?
Toes.

Do you like mustard?
Nope.

Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Depends on context.

How long does it take you in the shower?
Usually not too long.

Can you do splits?
Nope.

Do you put lotion on your legs before you wear skirts or shorts?
Haha...no.

Do you own a camera phone?
Yeah.

What are you drinking?
Grape juice. Super.

Was your mom a cheerleader?
Nope.

What's the last letter of your middle name?
N

How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
It varies.

Do you drink Egg Nog?
Once a year.

Do you know how to play poker?
Yep.

Do you wear your seatbelt?
Yeah.

Anything big ever happen in your town?
I guess Morva. That's about it, though. Maybe that one year when Tech did well in football. I don't really count that, though.

How many meals do you eat a day?
Lunch, dinner. Every once in a while, breakfast.

Is your tongue pierced?
Last time I checked, no.

Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
MySpace=Satan

Do you have A.D.D?
Nope.

Do you like funny or serious people better?
Depends on the person.

been to vegas?
Yeah. I have relatives there.

Did you eat a cookie today?
Nope. I don't eat many cookies.

Do you know cuss words in other languages?
Uhh...I guess a few in French, and a few in Spanish.

Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Steal.

Do you hate chocolate?
Chocolate's fine, but I don't eat it much.

What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Dunno.

Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?
Vibrate for a few seconds, then ring.

Are you a gullible person?
Not too often.

Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
I've been happy for 15 years so far. So I guess not.

Are you easy to get along with?
If I'm with people I like, then yes. Otherwise, no.

Do you get along with your siblings?
Yeah.

How many neices/nephews do you have?
None.

Well, woohoo. Wasn't that fun? Yes it was.

Again, let's all support Jay. Cause god damn, if he gets screwed over some idiot kid, I'll be damn pissed.



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